File 000 (1)

Prehistoric to Rome

By rabidmangos
  • Period: 35,000 BCE to 4000 BCE

    Paleolithic

  • 28,000 BCE

    Venus of Willendof

    Venus of Willendof
  • 25,300 BCE

    Apollo 11 Stones

    Apollo 11 Stones
    If they had been found today then they wouldn't have a name because our space program is non-existent
  • 25,000 BCE

    Humans in the Americas

    In twenty-five thousand BCE, Siberians crossed the sea; until 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue and killed them all with guns and flees.
  • Period: 6000 BCE to 3500 BCE

    Near East Neolithic

  • 4000 BCE

    Anthropomorphic Stele

    Anthropomorphic Stele
  • Period: 4000 BCE to 1500 BCE

    European Neolithic

  • 3500 BCE

    Beaker with Ibex Motifs

    Beaker with Ibex Motifs
  • 3500 BCE

    White Ziggurat and its Temple

    White Ziggurat and its Temple
  • 2920 BCE

    Palette of King Narmer

    Palette of King Narmer
  • Period: 2649 BCE to 2150 BCE

    Old Egypt

  • 2500 BCE

    First Iron Object (probably)

    What carnival ride is made of iron?
    The ferrous wheel
  • 2500 BCE

    Seated Scribe

    Seated Scribe
  • 2400 BCE

    Standard of Ur

    Standard of Ur
  • 1750 BCE

    Hammurabi's Code

    Hammurabi's Code
    Elam tried to start a war with Babylonia by making poop jokes about Hammurabi
  • 1600 BCE

    Stonehenge

    Stonehenge
    If you are allowed in the circle if you are a Pagan on the summer solstice, does that mean that the Nagaps are allowed in the circle on the winter solstice?
  • Period: 1550 BCE to 712 BCE

    New Egypt

  • 1500 BCE

    Ambum

    Ambum
  • 1458 BCE

    Hatshepsut

    Hatshepsut
  • 1353 BCE

    Akhenaton

    Akhenaton
    When I grow up I want to have alien babies
  • Period: 1353 BCE to 1336 BCE

    Amarna Period

    The only difference between King Tut and other Egyptian rulers is that other royal figures had their graves robbed by ancient thieves and King Tut had his grave robbed by 20th century "scientists"
  • 1200 BCE

    The Fall of Troy?

    When I googled this, "the fall of Jake Paul" was the suggested search.
  • 900 BCE

    Talitilco

    Talitilco
  • 776 BCE

    First Olympic Games

    To Do: sacrifice hundreds of oxen for Zeus
  • 753 BCE

    Rome Founded

    Romulus and his twin brother, Remus, found Rome on the site where they were suckled by a she-wolf as orphaned infants.
  • 705 BCE

    Lamassu

    Lamassu
  • 530 BCE

    Korous/Kore

    Korous/Kore
  • 520 BCE

    Agora

    Agora
  • Period: 510 BCE to 323 BCE

    Classic Greece

  • Period: 509 BCE to 27

    Roman Republic

    The Roman Republic absorbed more dying empires than a Sham-wow
  • 476 BCE

    Western Rome Falls

    How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars
  • 465 BCE

    Audience Hall (Apadana) of Darius and Xerxes

    Audience Hall (Apadana) of Darius and Xerxes
    Darius
  • 449 BCE

    Persian Wars

    Xerxes
  • 447 BCE

    Acropolis

    Acropolis
  • 440 BCE

    Doryphoros (Spear Bearer)

    Doryphoros (Spear Bearer)
  • 323 BCE

    Alexander the Great Dies

    Palms are heavy, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on his tunic already; probably typhoid fever.
  • 100 BCE

    Alexander Mosaic

    Alexander Mosaic
  • 100 BCE

    Seated Boxer

    Seated Boxer
  • 44 BCE

    The assassination of Julius Caesar

    The assassination of Julius Caesar
  • Period: 27 BCE to 1453

    Imperial Rome

    [Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot hahhahaha The imperial system sucks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg)
  • 1 CE

    Portrait of Augustus from Prima Porta

    Portrait of Augustus from Prima Porta
  • 80

    Colosseum/ Flavian Amphitheater

    Colosseum/ Flavian Amphitheater
  • 125

    Pantheon

    Pantheon
  • Period: 323 to 31

    Hellenistic Greece

    Highly detailed is Hellenistic

  • Great Pyramids

    Great Pyramids