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CHRIS COONS!

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    Life!

  • Birth!

    Birth!
    He was born in Greenwich, Connecticut, however, he was raised in Deleware. His parents were Ken and Sally Coons!
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    BE A MAN!

    This is the time period in which Chris decided he would grow up and become a person. Lots of things that don't matter went on during this period.
  • GET AWAY FROM CONNECTICUT!

    GET AWAY FROM CONNECTICUT!
    He got the heck outta Connecticut, and went to Delaware.
  • high school = done

    high school = done
    He graduated from high school around this time. I'm not sure precisely when. I'm sure they all broke out into spontanious, pre-choreographed song and dance.
  • Get the heck away, Delaware!

    Get the heck away, Delaware!
    He left Delaware after High School so he could study at Amherst College.
  • HARRY!

    HARRY!
    Won the Harry S. Truman Scholarship!
  • LAW, BIZNATCHES!

    LAW, BIZNATCHES!
    He earned his J.D. from Yale and his M.A.R. in ethics fom Yale Divinity School!
  • Get back to Delaware, fool!

    Get back to Delaware, fool!
    This is when he returned to Delaware, his long lost baby.
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    Working under step daddy!

    He worked as an attorney under his step father at W.L. Gore and Ass.
  • Became President!

    Became President!
    He became president... of the New Castle City Council. Impressive, no?
  • Executive decisions!

    Executive decisions!
    was elected New Castle County Executive! Fancy!
  • Announcements!

    Announcements!
    Annoucned Canidacy for Biden's old Senate seat. SPOILER ALERT! He wins the seat.